is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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