are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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