I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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