I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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