My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
