Define "chronic" masturbator.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
