i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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