I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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