i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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