She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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