what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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