When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
