Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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