its not stalking. its research.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
He has the fingertips of a God
Do plants get herpes?
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