Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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