how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
jump out the window naked night went bad
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