Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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