So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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