we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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