I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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