I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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