no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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