break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
