I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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