ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
