Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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