Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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