Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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