all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
it glows. i had to have it.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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