***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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