found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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