me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The feeling are messing with the penis
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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