I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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