Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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