Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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