we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
