Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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