There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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