Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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