Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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