"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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