I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
