when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize