I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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