Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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