I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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