That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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