That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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