it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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