It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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