is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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