Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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