I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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