if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Randomize
