So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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